i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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