Barack Obama

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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You know whats funny Aids

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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