What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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