- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Screw it you write the joke.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

My mum is called Steve

Nickelback

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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