- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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