Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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it's funny because it's funny

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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