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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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