- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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