- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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