Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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