What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A woman wears a dress.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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