- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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