- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Here's a joke for you, my life...

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

vitamin c

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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