What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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2+2= 478

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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