- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What comes after 69? mouthwash

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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