- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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