Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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