- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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