What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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