my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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