- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Pianos.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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