What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

why am I writing this...im bored

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

I love alchohol!

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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