What walks on it's hands My uncle

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Im gay What about you

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

chinga tue madre Ryan

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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