- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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