- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What did the snake say to the rat?

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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