- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Where's my tractor?

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

How did the black person die? Of old age

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

go F*** yourself

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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