- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

A bar walks into a man

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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