A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Im gay What about you

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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