- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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France had one revolution

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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