- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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