- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

A bar walks into a man

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Y u do dis?

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

I agree to the terms and conditions

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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