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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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