why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Bad grammers.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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