- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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