- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Women's rights.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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