What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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