- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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