- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

no really what are ur names?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Miscarriages.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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