Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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