- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Connor is homo

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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