- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what goes boo a sock

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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