Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

politically correct!

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What's old and wrinkly? old people

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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