Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Yo mama so fat.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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