What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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denisssssssssssssss

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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I'm so punny.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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you give like i give lomain

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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here kitty kitty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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