WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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