- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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