Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

darude- sandstorm

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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