- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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