Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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no

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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rocky is here again.......................

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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My Boyfriend

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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