what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

rocky is here again.......................

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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