- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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