How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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