What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Anthony sucks

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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