- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

1+2 = 6

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Your mom is so nice.

whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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