- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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